uiks...

hi...
lme nye tak update...ahaha...sori la coz cm bz skit lately...
bz plus ngn malas so phm2 la eyh...

kite mula kn ngn cte pd 20 march yg lepas,aku trun kL...lepak umah mmbe,lebey kurang cm menumpang la...ahaha...Thank to Fazly n Hazwan,ahaha...nme sejiBik lak kn...uiks...aku tumpang umah diorg sampai la 24hb...aku g sne bukan mkn angin eyh,time2 poket kering nih mne la de duet nk rse sume tuh...nnt nnt nnt la eyh...
so hajat patik ke sne,uiks...ahaha...da rojak lak....aku g sne coz de interview ngn mara...interview tue on 23rd tp aku bedal g awal coz tak nak kelam klau g lmbt...yer la,aku da kne penyakit berjangkit...penyakit kelam...ahaha...cpt mengelabah...

well,sementara lepak menunggu ari interview tue aku de la wat preparation cm kluar dating n tdo kasi lebey...ehehe...
kire 21hb la aku kuar "date"...uiks...

so pd kaki jln2 tue sure korg tau ni kt mne kn...
abis la satu building tue kitorg tawaf...uiks..."kitorg"...spe lg??
ehehe...nk tau ke...errrmmmm....ehehe...
nnt nnt lak eyh cte spe org tue...yer tak munchkin?? ^^

esk nye tue which mean 22hb aku just lepak umah je...ptg nye tmn mmbe aku fazly tue g CC...tlong dia psl job street...

23hb pun tiba...waaaaa...cpt nye...Luuuppp...Duuupppp...ehehe...
aku bgn mcm seperti biasa pg tue(tak biasa pun)...kul 6.30 aku terpacak dpn toilet sambil pk cmne nk menempuh air yg sgt2 sejuk pg tue...uhuhu...
pas mnd aku trus pakai bju coz bdn cm lidi nih tak mmpu nk tahan sejuk lg...klau ikut kn ati nk je aku join tdo ngn bdk2 lain...uhuhu...

pas sume da ready ttbe lak....uissshhhh....penyakit kelam aku dtg lak...neck tie aku lak ilang...adey,cmne nih...time2 gni lak dia nk main nyorok2...uhuhu...smlm aku da ready kn kt bju nie...mne lak ilang nih...takkan budak2 ni g ikat kt kucing dpn umah tue kot..kot yer pun tggu la pas aku abis interview...uhuhu...
so aku pun trace balik step aku td...mule dari kuar toilet then masuk bilik ambik hangar...then kuar ke blaconi coz td aku jemur aku nye towel...dgn harapan tie tue de kt ctue...
tp....WAAAA!!!!!takde pun...
uhuhu....aku masuk balik dlm lalu kt hall umah tue ttbe aku terbrenti dpn cermin yg nak sme tggi ngn aku yg tak berapa tggi nih...geram je aku tgk cermin tuh...
cm nk ggt je frame cermin tue...uhuhu...
tp npe aku geram lak nih...ish2...
coz pas tgk cermin tue baru aku prasan yg tie tue terselik kt poket blakang aku...waaaaaaaa.............
npe la pepg lg aku kne cmni...
penat je jantung aku beraksi pantas...tue la akibat nye kalau bontot tak de isi...cm tak rse je pe de dlm poket blakang...uhuhu...
myb mak aku dlu2 kurang cubit bontot aku kot...ehehe...
pas sume nye da btul2 ready,aku pun kejut kn Fazly coz nk mntak dia tlong anta kn kt bgnan mara...klau nk g sndri ley je,tp myb next month tue baru aku jmpe kot bgnan mara rse nye...
cian Fazly...ehehe...
sori yer Fazly,thank tau...nnt klau dpt sponsor mara aku blanje ko eyh...

so kami pun berangkat la dari wangsa maju ke bgnan mara tuh...
lebey kurang 2 min je atas moto ttbe lak scoot dia wat hal...tayar tak de angin lak...bukan buang angin tp cm pancit la...uhuhu...so terpaksa la kitorg jln cm siput sampai la stesen minyak tuk isi balik angin...uhuhu...blum interview lg aku da berpeluh cm kne lari 400M berganti2,uiksss...ehehe...

sampai je kt sne mmbe2 aku da penuh kt situe...cm wat mogok pun de gak la...cume mogok yg nmpk educated la coz sume pakai sopan2 plus ngn tie n de yg cm dato la palk siap bedal pakai blazer skali...ahaha...
sume muke senyum tak ikhlas coz cm cuak nk kne interview...ehehe...
aku pun join je tadah muke senyum tp ikhlas skit la dari diorg...
diorg ckp ari tue ari 1st tuk interview...kire de slot lain la...sampai rabu nye...
mmg ramai yg dtg...sume muke2 senyum tak ikhlas...aku pandang je trus diorg senyum...ish2...pelik lak aku...ehehe...
tp tak pe la,aku just balas ngn senyum yg tak cumel nih...
bley kte hampir sume floor kt bgnan mara tue de interview,so byg kn la bpe ramai org ari tuh...
aku kne floor 19 bsme 2 org bdk lg...1 tue aku knl la,sorg lg tah spe la...
antara sume tue aku kire candidate last la...
pas org bdk tue settle diorg trus trun bwh so tgl la aku sowg2 tgu turn...
mak datuk,cm nk gugur je jantung aku time tgu tue...da la sejuk aircond lg..plus ngn rse cuak...ish2...
so interview aku berjln lancar...sume nye ok je...
so Insyallah rezeki tue de de la...
korg doa kn la yer...
thank tau...^^

settle je interview aku trus g LCCT,bukan nk fly balik tp just nk ambik offer letter tuk kje ngn Airasia...
ermmm...
tah la...
berat je ati aku nk pk,nk kje ke nk smbung blajo..tp kalau mara sponsor aku sambung je....
uhuhu...
k lah...
nnt aku cter lg key....

P untuk pantas...

Hyeeeeee.....
so ari ni nye brita bertajuk "P untuk pantas"...adey...pe la aku melalut nih...
ahaha...cerita nye begini...kt cni ptg td ujan...sgt la lebat,so mmg la mlm ni jd sejuk sgt...so aku pun siap kn la katil kasi kemas skit then baru selera nk tido...
n mukadimah ni tak de kaitan pun ngn tajuk di atas...
ehehe..
sori2...jgn marah...
berbalik kite pd tajuk di atas...kali ni btu2 keyh..aku tak tipu da...tak baik tipu...nnt jd habit lak...oooppsss...
ermmm..."P"....well,aku da dpt lesen P untuk moto...so pas ni spe2 nk tumpang jgn la segan2 eyh...cll la aku keyh...charge rm2/km...tak mhl kn...
ehehe...takde la...klau da sme haluan ley la aku tumpang kn...ehehe...
tp kne book awal2 la tau...waaaa...cm airlines lak...ehehe...
so,esk aku aku de driving nye clss lak...waaaa....sure sakit kaki lg...yerla,clutch keta tuh sgt2 la keras/ketat/kontot/tak best/n sume2 nye la...ehehe...sori pakcik drivin' skool...
tp esk sejam je...lusa 2 jam...yg esk tue aku cover tuk yg ari aku kne g interview tuh...adey...
tp cm byk lg je kne cover...just tgu je ari diorg nk kasi...penat2...
pe2 pun...
AJA!!! AJA!!!...
:)

gud news pal!!!

Hiiiiii......
cm biasa la kn...nk kne mntak maap la coz lmbt update...
actually cm tak de pe2 sgt nk cte...sme je ari2 yg lepas...ahaha...
so what the different today...ermmmm....pe eyh...???
tak de pe2 kot...jut ari ni aku de JPJ test tuk moto...
lusa de blajo keta...
ermmm...
pe lg eyh...
ermmmm...Did i miss something else...???
ahaha....well...musti la de kn...aku bru je trime surat interview mara...interview pe eyh...kje cleaner tuk bangunan mara ke?de utang ngn mara ke??ehehe...
tak de la...b4 dis aku de apply SPC (skim pelajar cemerlang)...
yer la,mne la aku de duit nk sambung blajo tambah2 tmpt aku apply tue lak kt oversea...glamorgan,jauh tuh..uhuhu...
so aku apply la,n its turn out diorg nk interview aku...
Insyallah la dpt...klau dpt kire aku da selangkah nk jd LAE (license aircraft engineer)...nk sgt jd...
doa kn aku berjaya eyh..
thank yer kwn2...
nnt pe2 aku cter lg keyh...

ps:scoot wat hal,tak ley start lg...uhuhu...(T.T)

hi sume...

seperti yg di janji kn...hah!!!janji pe lak nih...
de ke??
ahaha... yer la,nk tunai kn janji la nih...
so nie la update tuk ari nih...
so let the picture do the talking...
ni pic aku ambik mse ondaway nk g penang...de xcident lak,dkt je ngn area umah aku...tue la akibat nye kalau tak nak ikut traffic light...tah la pe yg jd kt mamat tuh...



ni view kt ats penang bridge...sorry la coz camera phone nye quality cm hampeh skit...actually view mmg cantik time2 gni...

ni QueensBay...ahaha..btul tak aku eja nih...lantok la...bukan kne saman pun...
rse nye antara shopping complex yg terbesar kot bg area utara nih...kalau slah lg jgn marah eyh...
ehehe...aku sendiri pun tak penah dtg lg...pdhal slalu je lalu dpn nih...ahaha...



ni pic cake besday tuh...
da tgl mata mickey je...
tue la,spe suruh lmbt sgt sampai...diorg da pnt tggu pun...
ahaha...tp takpe la...janji cake still de tuk perut aku nih...
2nd pic tue adik aku yg telah berjaya dgn jaya nye wat ABC sendiri...ahaha...
aku pun de wat gak,main bedal je taruk bende2 alah kt dlm ABC tuh...nasib baik tak jd bnde lain...

ni la besday boy...da pnt berlari sne sni...
ish2...
tak tau la da bpe kali dia tawaf umah nenek dia nih...last2 tergolek kt situe coz da pnt kot...ahaha...
so tue je la yg dpt aku cter tuk ari nih...sorry lmbt skit...yer la,perut da kenyang so mmg makin malas la aku nak menaip...ehehe...
anyways thank for reading all dis thing...
thank yall...
=)

tgu eyh...

mlm nih aku update keyh...
ptg ni nk g penang...nk sambut besday anak cousin aku da...ehehe...bukan anak aku tau...yer tak munchkin...uiks...
so pepun mlm ni la aku cte sume eyh...
nk cte skunk pun cm tak de idea lak nk tulis pe...
so aku letak je la pic tuk santapan(bley mkn ke??) korg...
ni pic aku ambik dari forum "most beautiful"
enjoy it...=P









tgk je tau,coz yg pasti sume nih da de bf...ahaha...!!!
=P

reCap fRom m3moRy

hiiii....
cmne ari nih...hope korg sume ok2 je...aku kt cni cm biasa la,ok je...tak de pe2 yg brubah,sme je cm ari2 lepas...
pg ni bgn cm biasa je dari tdo...(tgh ari kot,ehehe)...then on pc tuk on9,check mails,tgk friendster...tgk metacafe...gelak puas2 b4 g mnd...
tp b4 nk g mnd je ttbe je....jeng2...pe eyh yg blaku...tdo balik ke?ehehe...
tak la...Airasia cll aku da...ehehe...b4 dis aku de g interview kt LCCT...so ari ni diorg cll...
ok la,aku cter skit psl g interview tuh...kalau tak salah la kn,aku g interview 19hb Feb yg lepas...tuk post technician je..tue je yg layak tuk seseorg yg berkelulusan cm aku nih...mcm interview yg penah korg attend la(bg yg penah la eyh)...kne pakai formal,smart gak la aku ari tuh...actually aku bertolak dari kulim sehari awal coz kulim kn jauh...glr kot kalau nk shot dari kulim trus g interview...mau coma trus nnt mse interview...
so aku bermalam la kt umah mmbe aku kt sepang which is quite near to miat...not to far from KLIA n LCCT la...tp cm jauh gak la kot..
ehehe.....
esk pepagi tue aku siap2 la...interview kul5 (pelik nye)...npe la diorg nak wat interview time2 gni...pnt nye...
tp tak pe la,aku redah je...kje nye pasal...
so sampai je kt sne pe lg yg korg wat agak2....
ehehe...
bg yg single ley la korg cuci mata kn kn kn...ehehe...
yer la,kn byk stewardess kt sne yg MELETUP2...
rezeki la kte kn...ehehe...
akuley tgk je...
tp tak ley lme2 nnt de org marah lak...ehehe...phm2 je la(spe2 yg tau tue diam eyh!!)
so smpai je office diorg,mak ai...lg la byk...pe yg byk??uiisshh...tak kan nk cter lg kot..
phm2 sendri la eyh...
so pd yg ske cuci mata tuh pe kte korg apply je kje kt office Airasia nih...so ley la korg tmbh dosa skit...(skit ke??)
erm...
kt sne diorg mmg ramah la...spe diorg tuh....phm2 la eyh...ehehe...aku di bawa masuk room pe tah...uiks...ROOM!!!ehehe...takde la....room tuk menunggu la..
tp lebey kurang cm tmpt tuk staff browse internet je...so byk la "org2" tue yg lepak situe...sampai naik segan aku ngn diorg...ehehe.....
kt room tue aku kne isi borg pe tah b4 nak masuk interview...
kul5 lebey baru la diorg cll aku n mmbe aku masuk tuk interview...

so aku pun di tembak ngn beberapa soalan yg kalau tak stdy mmg pening gak la aku nk menjwb...yer la,macha yg interview aku tue tak abis2 nak fire aku je....aku jwb tak abis lg dia da fire...cm AK-47 yg taliban pakai tue la...nasib dia tak gne bom je...kalau tak bersepah gak la aku kt sne nnt...
tp pepun syukur la aku ley jwb sume...
siap kne lukis gambar lg pe yg aku terang kn...ahaha...
actually takder la susah sgt pun,tp makin lme makin dlm n specific soalan dia psl bnde yg aku aku terang kn...aku kne terang kn pasal airfoil...
abis aku kait kn pasal kapal MD-11...ehehe...

so ari nie diorg cll tuk offer kje...
aku pun accept...myb next 2 week sampai la surat tue...


nie pic mse g genting...
tak de kaitan pun ngn topic ats...ehehe...

The Punisher...5p34k 0f j(_)57!c3...

ahaha...
5p34k 0f j(_)57!c3...phm ke....ehehe...sje je gne bhs elite...PWN u now...ok2...maksud aku "speak of justice"...yer la,mamat The Punisher ni tegak kn keadilan sndri je...
npe kite sembang psl nih lak...aku de blakon ke cte nih?korg dpt tiket free ke?cter ni bersambung cm cter sembilu ke???
ish2,byk tul persoalan nih...ahaha...actually aku bru pas tgk je cter nih...bg yg da tgk tue duk diam2 je...ehehe...cter ni da lme kuar pun...last month kot klau tak salah la kn...kalau salah pun tak pe la,cikgu cikgi kt cni sume baik2 je kn kn kn...
aku tgk kt jusco bndar perda...agak besar la jusco tuh...pnt gak la jln...uhuhu...(T.T)

cter ni mmg agak brutal la tuk spe2 yg berjiwa pink...tp tuk mat2 rempit...uiks,tetibe lak masuk rempit pe hal lak nih...ahaha...pepun cter ni ok je kot...klau nak rate,aku kasi 5/10 la...npe cm truk nih?tak best ke?budget film ke?heroin tak cun ke?
ehehe...heroin yg cun tue kire aspek yg penting la yg pembikinan sesebuah film...yer tak abg2 sekalian...heroin dlm cter nih sme ngn awek Dexter...ala cter siri tuh...
yg wat spoil cter nih pd aku,korg prasan tak org jht dlm cter nih...dia mcm nk tiru gaya Joker dlm Dark Night je...tp tak jd langsung...WHY SO SERIOUS??
ehehe...
aku ske hero which is the abg Punisher tue la...takkan mamat yg bwk teksi kot...dia nie kire kering abis la,senang je sapu org jahat...bukan sapu sampah yer mahupun Encik Sapuan...Hero ni ley survive tanpa de super power cm Spiderman,Superman,Fantastic 4,Silver Surfer,Mak cik goreng pisang...uiks...makcik???
ehehe...
korg tak tau ke??
Ish3...makcik ni palaing power la,pisang goreng yg dia jual musti abis di beli bdk2 miat...kire power la...coz abis bdk2 miat kepunan nak mkn pisang tuh...
ehehe...(makcik,crdt tuh...pisang free de tak??)

adey...pe la aku melalut nih...
abis je tgk movie tue,kitorg gerak g mamak...Kitorg? Spe lg??
awek cun ke??
ehehe...
aku ngn mmbe aku yg bernama fazly...bukan Dr Fazly eyh...
kitorg g Nasmir...aku oder megi goreng(mknan org takde duit) n dia oder tandori pe tah...


sori tak abis coz tak sdp la...


pas mkn kami pun bergerak la balik...
esk maybe nk g main bowling kalau de duit lg...
uhuhu...
"mama nk duet"

This adorable creature called W-O-M-A-N

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a man

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics

If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable

"OH GOD, tell me what to do"

cter lme la...

sorry coz lmbt update n lme tak cte2 pe2...
so nk cte la pe yg blaku lepas2...
21hb Feb yg lepas aku g test QTI...ala test yg kite kne ambik b4 nak g test JPJ...sorry la coz tak tau QTI tue stand for what...ahaha....
well,fyi 21hb tue ari sabtu...so mmg la ramai sgt org dtg coz cuti...tmbah2 lak bdk2 skolah yg nk ambik lesen...aku pun join la diorg...ari tue lak de la 2,3 org yg aku knl coz pnh jmpe mse dtg situe mggu seblum nye...so kami lepak la sme2 sementara menunggu abg buncit(instructor) pns kn engine moto...oppss...lpe lak...aku ambik QTI tuk lesen moto...kete lmbt lg coz tak abis blajo lg...
bdk2 nih kebanyakkan nye bukan asal dari area cni pun which means kulim la...bdk yg lepak ngn aku ni asal dari bandar baharu n lunas...ahaha...cian diorg coz cm terketar2 time tue,yerla kn time tue cm pg kot...(biasa nye aku tak bgn lg la)...
diorg redah ngn moto tuk sampai cni...
mmg sejuk lak pg2 lak tuh...
aku pun cm sejuk gak la,nasib baik sweater busyuk aku de skali...ahaha~~
tgh baik nye tuk mengumpat ngn budak2 nih ttbe je abg buncit cll nme aku...uish...npe lak abg nih...so aku pun berjalan la dgn separa terketar2 ke meja dia yg penuh ngn awek2...rse nye diorg tuh tertarik ngn perut abg tue kot...dat y la sume nak berkepit je ngn dia...oopppss...abg buncit,maap kn sy...ooopppsss lg...instructor ku,maap kn lah daku...
ehehe...
kt meja dia aku kne sign pe tah...surat wasiat dia kot..ehehe...actually aku la candidate 1st QTI ari tuh...mak aiii...bertambah terketar la aku...bergegar gak lak meja abg buncit mse aku duk sign tue...ehehe...dgn baek ati nye abg buncit ckp kt aku "wan,ari nih hg wat elok2 noh,wat cmna abg ajaq keyh..."
aku pun angguk je tande phm sambil cover jari yg terketar tuh...
pas settle sign sume paper2 yg tah pe nme nye tue,aku g la ke moto ngn pakai helmet...kaler biru seyh...ehehe...ske2...=)
tp bau nye...alahai,mamat mne nye kepala la yg punca nih...adey...pepagi lg da sumbat idung aku...then kne pakai vest kaler ijau cm org wat jln tue lak...free size lak tuh...kalau aku pompuan mau nmpk seksi je kn...ehehe...yer la,bdn aku lak cm tiang TNB tue je,longgar abis la...da cm pakai sluar baggy aku mse zaman hiphop dlu2 la...
hentam je la labu...
so aku pun naik la moto kt depan aku tuh ngn berpuluh2 mata tgk aku sowg2 je...uhuhu...abg buncit kejam!!!
de ke ptt suruh aku sowg2 je jln dlu...
so bergerak la moto EX5 tue ke first obstacle...

PUSINGAN 8...
dgn megah nye aku pun bg la isyarat tgn tuk masuk ke pusingan 8 nih...tak de la megah pun,takut je time tuh...da la sejuk...tp yg best, mse blajo diorg kasi moto buruk tp time QTI nih diorg kasi moto baru...ehehe...npe diorg tak kasi scooter je...kn lg best...kn kn abg buncit...ehehe...
rse nye abis baik la kot pusingan 8 aku wat coz aku nmpk smpai der yg da tergolek kt tmpt tggu giliran tuh...(actually mamat tue tdo kot)

MENYEBERANG TITI
kt cni aku kne bwk moto tue melalui titi yg selebar 1ft...kecik je,tak cm 1ft pun...
tp de syarat lg tau...kne berada atas titi tue slame 7sec ke ats...
ehehe...tak susah pun...slalu aku wat lebey 10sec...
tp di sbb kn ketar yg tak abis lg nih...aku jatuh dari titi tue mse da nak abis titi da...
rugi nye...uhuhu...

BREK KECEMASAN
kt cni aku aku wat cm biasa je la...tp pg tue cm bru pas ujan...so spot tuk brek tue cm licin skit...nasib baik aku tak terlajak...kalau tak mau sarapan pg ngn tar n berlauk kn divider kt ctue...licin glr time tuh...slalu tak cm tue pun...
senyum je abg buncit tgk aku...uiks,lawak ke...klau tergolek spe yg susah...munchkin gak yg risau nnt...Oooppss...munchkin??
pe tue....ehehe...

JALAN RAYA
ahaha...cni la part nmpk cm sengal skit...buat korg2 yg penah ambik lesen sure tau kn...kt cni aku kne gne kn isyarat tgn dgn byk nye...
bukan nye jalan raya tp kne praktik kn penggunaan isyarat tgn cm kt jln raya...
so kne angkt tgn...wat libasan cm kepak aym kne ggt ngn kutu...ehehe...so pd mereka yg nk ambik lesen moto,aku nasihat kn,shave la bulu tue eyh...kang jd bahan gelak org lak mse korg angkt tgn...ehehe...

abis je sume abg buncit pun dtg kt aku...dia mntak aku repeat part titi coz aku jatuh td...
ahaha...
mmg aku wat ngn confidence abis la kali nih...coz da kurang skit getar...
guest what...aku dpt mse yg paling lme tuk ari tuh...12.24sec...ahahaa!!!
bangge nye...

thank abg buncit!!! =)
so settle la QTI aku tuk ari tue...
JPJ 15hb nie lak...uhuhu...

pepun thank for reading my blog...
CHEER!!
=)